Curse

Mesmer in Need · Aug 14, 2006, 06:43 AM // 06:43

make up your own funny skills, conditions, and weapons.
Heres mine:
Crotch kick: character becomes hunced over, has hp degen of 2 and can not attack do to cradling his genitals. You can also not make any more characters on your account fot 10 days. Does not work on females.

Mars Dragonblade · Aug 14, 2006, 12:50 PM // 12:50

A hard boot to the female genitals would hurt plenty as well though I'd imagine...
Anyway:

Gouge: Poke target foe in the eye with your index finger as hard as you can. That foe becomes permanently blinded in that eye and you avoid all attacks made by that enemy as long as you're standing on his blind side

Cebe · Aug 14, 2006, 01:11 PM // 13:11

A while ago I came up with an anti-spammer build for towns and outposts:

Reverse Spam - for 4...6 seconds the next time the spammer spams, the same message gets sent back to him via whisper.
Pocket Holes - For 5 seconds target spammer suffers 3...10 gold degeneration. Hex Spell
Alchemy {Elite} - Steal 10...20 gold from target spammer, if spammer was spamming, spammer is knocked down and you gain a further 20 gold.
Close Communication - For 2...8 seconds, whenever target spammer spams, the message is interrupted and does not appear in chat screen.
Carrier Pigeon - For 5 seconds all messages from spammer are sent to an alternative, random district.
Dissipate - The next time target spammer spams, the spam is interrupted, and nearby players steal 1...6 gold from target spammer.
Saboteur - This spell does nothing for 5 seconds, after which, the spammer's connection lags for 5...10 seconds and spammer is knocked over. Hex Spell
Banish - Banish target spammer to an alternative, random district for 8...20 seconds

Cebe · Aug 14, 2006, 01:31 PM // 13:31

Avatar of Santa - Cast Avatar of Santa on target, target wears santa coat and hat for 10...25 seconds, during which time, the possesions in target's inventory can be taken by others.
Reducto Warrior - Enchantment Spell. While maintaining this enchantment, whenever a warrior comes up behind you to thrust, that warrior is reduced to 75...9% of their original size. This enchanment lasts 50 seconds.
Loosen Waistband - Enchantment Spell. Loosen waistband for 120...240 seconds and store another 5 items in your beltpouch. When enchantment ends, any items which cannot be fitted into the beltpouch will be dropped on the ground.
Cruel was Anet {Elite} - Hold Anet's ashes up for 30...60 seconds. On dropping these ashes, they do nothing for 5 seconds, after which any characters remaining in the area will suffer from Error=007 syndrome. This spell causes annoyance.
Kamikaze {Elite} - Touch target ally to kill yourself, and every other human and NPC on the map, with the exception of touched ally. This spell gives all dead human players a 75% death penalty on resurrection. Touched ally receives +20...40% morale boost for the rest of the mission.

Mrscoombes · Aug 14, 2006, 01:58 PM // 13:58

I made a spoof character on the same forum, you can steal skills from him, but just dont steal credit. =P, Infact, since he's my char, i'll use one of the skills i gave him here.

Blinding Flash: Flash your genitals at target foe. They are pretty much blinded for life. If hit in the crotch whilst activating this skill, you take an extra 1000000 damage.

Mesmer in Need · Aug 15, 2006, 12:53 AM // 00:53

ok i have an edit: you can make ur own wierd builds too.
Heres minhe:
55 warrior/mo
Skills: mending, divine boon, sb, cap sig, cap sig, cap sig, rebirth, rez sig

This build is good for: capping elite spells. wasting enrgy. Dieing

Mesmer in Need · Aug 17, 2006, 06:58 PM // 18:58

another edit: make new classes!
my class: the energy man- at lvl 1 they have 100 energy. they get 50+energy for each level they gain. they only use signets

Goats17 · Aug 18, 2006, 07:19 PM // 19:19

Those weren't very funny..................